“wait, who was i talking to about that? was that a conversation i had or something a character did on tv..?”
Dear America: do you know about Only Fools and Horses? I hope you do.
This is a story of me aged sixteen. It was recorded a few years ago in New York for The Moth - true stories about things that happened to people…
You sister, sir, is an evil genius.
I was late everywhere for the first 18 years of my life. I have been left at the shops, and have come to visit a surprisingly empty house. But this beats it all.
this photo still makes me go ‘ha! haha hahahahaha ha wow ha yeah hm ok hahahahahaha hm yes hm ok well goodness hm yes yes hm hah yes. good. yes. hm. yes. good. hm.’
my response exactly.