Haven’t seen any episodes of How Barney Met Robin in aaaages.
What? That’s not what it’s called?
YOUR DIVERSIONARY TACTICS, HIMYM: I SEE THROUGH THEM
Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lilly showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
But anyway, I met your mother through a mutual friend.
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“Back when we were dating, Robin and I had this running joke. We were the only two people in the world who found it funny.”
People who don’t find this funny should be capped in the ass.
*Captain The-Ass*
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