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jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

(via sonnetscrewdriver)

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safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

(via skeletonkili)

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How to achieve a bikini body:

emmugh:

  • Put a bikini on your body.

(via itsvondell)

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wellalright:

it must suck when banksy goes out on dates. because he can’t use that at all.

“you like art? yeah…yeah i like art too…”

(Source: danielkanhai)