President Barack Obama
Obama has publicly declared his support for legalising gay marriage.
Which, of course, equates to him running around stealing wedding cakes while twirling his luxurious moustache and going NYEEHEEHEEEEE.
after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast
Brobama understands the important things in life.
You can’t get mad at a guy for just wanting to enjoy his delicious waffles. They look nice and buttery and full of syrup.
#BROBAMA
legit went “awwwwww” for Mr.President here ;w;
Oh bless him. Let the man eat his waffle, guys.
Okay, we’re all thinking it. Leslie Knope is swooning right now.
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
BOOM
I take the quotations an stories attributed to these guys with a pinch of salt. It’s the old adage, if something seems too good to be true…
but I hope they become the urban legends our children are raised with, because narratively, they’re rather excellent.
