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thiefree said: After you receive this you must (and / or may) share 5 random facts about yourself and then copy and send to your ten favourite followers!

ladyspittingglitter:

Oh my god, I’m so excited because I never get anything like this! Let’s see…

1- I’m a huge fan of the … “cinematic masterpiece” that is The Room, and I’ve been to see it twice now - once with Greg Sestero and Tommy Wiseau in attendance. As my other half and I walked into the cinema, I caught a glimpse of Wiseau’s hair and, shit you not, went “Holy shit, he’s actually real.”

2 - I’m currently working on my first novella, which will be sci-fi erotica (think Starship Troopers)

3- I can still recite the entire of I’m Not a Girl (Not Yet a Woman) after falling asleep while a roommate was playing the song on repeat - this was about ten years ago…

4 - The Pottermore Sorting Hat recently sorted me into Hufflepuff. 

5- I am, to this day, still confused about Bank and Monument tube stations. 

oh my god ok I saw the room recently and it is, I can quite safely say, without equal.

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daily reminder that we’re half the planet

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AHHH ok! Ok I’m getting it!

AHHH ok! Ok I’m getting it!

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jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

and you feel guilty for waking because, if you could have just stayed asleep, they’d still be real

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

loveandthings7:

This way girls and boys can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

I met a woman from work recently who showed me her stretchmarks and I practically cried. She’s fit, healthy, strong and slim and I’ve thought that my stretchmarks are because I’m fat and gross and will be fat and gross forever.

They just happen, ok? For a bunch of reasons. Puberty hitting like a truck, pregnancy, weight gain, and none of them make you ugly whether they’re silver or purple or whatever the fuck.

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"People will do anything to stop being lonely - just as people will do anything to stop suffocating…That is the great American disease, which is so easily exploited by cynical people. It’s loneliness. It is unbearable."

— Kurt Vonnegut. “The Melancholia of Everything Completed,” in Kurt Vonnegut: The Last Interview and Other Conversations. Edited by Tom McCartan. (Brooklyn: Melville House, 2011): 146. [This interview originally appeared in Stop Smiling, August 2006]. (via thesewindmills)

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lilscarlett:

fantastic-pizza:

what just happened to my brain

O.O …whoa!!!

lilscarlett:

fantastic-pizza:

what just happened to my brain

O.O …whoa!!!

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ladyinternet:

thiefree:

ladyinternet:

take a moment

*sigh* remember how hot Geoff was before The Moustache? Better times.

Excuse me, I…. Mustache you a question
It hasn’t… grown on you yet?
It has to… g(r)o for you?
Shave it for later, buddy
Just face it

It’s just not fhair. His moustache obsession is spiralling. It’s not twirly to change, Geoff.Anyway… Mustdash.

ladyinternet:

thiefree:

ladyinternet:

take a moment

*sigh* remember how hot Geoff was before The Moustache? Better times.

Excuse me, I…. Mustache you a question

It hasn’t… grown on you yet?

It has to… g(r)o for you?

Shave it for later, buddy

Just face it

It’s just not fhair. His moustache obsession is spiralling. It’s not twirly to change, Geoff.

Anyway… Mustdash.

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hopejackalope said: After you receive this you must share 5 random facts about yourself and then copy and send to your ten favourite followers!

robwmay:

thiefree:

Aw! So sweet! ok here goes:

  1. The first time I got drunk I threw up on a vicar
  2. The first time I wore a bikini I locked myself out of my then-bf’s flat and got driven to another city by his scary, old-fashioned landlady
  3. I was on TV a couple of times as a kid and it got repeated just as I was trying to impress a new group of people in the city I was going to move to, and they all saw it
  4. Two days ago I played the ukulele at my friend’s wedding and totally didn’t mess it up! And everyone was super nice! And an insanely pretty lady told me I should perform in public more often!
  5. I am a pretty decent poet and it’s a shame that’s not a viable profession because I’d kill it.

Thanks hopejackalope, this was fun! Will send it around now.

Who was the pretty lady?

James B’s lady, from Cardiff? Couldn’t find her on Facebook, but she said she wanted to see me and Lucy perform! Hecka sweet. I liked her. Also, u gon change your url?

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