but monsters are always hungry, darling, and they’re only a few steps behind you, finding the flaw, the poor weld, the place where we weren’t stitched up quite right, the place they could almost slip right into through if the skin wasn’t trying to keep them out, to keep them here, on the other side of the theater where the curtain keeps rising.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
This is really interesting though, it pretty conclusively proves that chicken chicken chicken chicken
yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)
I heard about a wedding tradition wherein the bride’s sisters steal the groom’s shoes and make him buy them back. So I went to my sister’s apartment yesterday and stole her fiance’s wedding shoes. AND ALSO ALL HIS OTHER SHOES.
The wedding is in three hours. He refuses to meet my demands. We are playing a very dangerous game.
You are my hero.